You know when you really know somebody…?
An old couple was sitting in church one morning, listening to the sermon. The couple had recently celebrated their 50th anniversary.
When they were about halfway through the sermon, the old lady opened her purse and took out a pen and some paper. She wrote a note and gave it to her husband.
The note read, “I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?”
Her husband wrote on the back of the note, “Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
We’re sure the rest of the church is used to it by now.
