The teacher was wrapping up the class and started talking about the final exam that was happening the next day.
She said
“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family – but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
Then, one smart-a$s guy in the back of the room none other than “Little Johnny” asks,
“What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s*xual exhaustion?”
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
“Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
