Two women are talking about their love life over coffee.
“I don’t know what to do..” groans Margie, “I’m too shy to ask for it, and he doesn’t initiate enough!”
“Well,” said her friend Sharon, “I have a surefire way to start up my husband.”
“Oh?” asks Margie, “DO tell!”
“Well,” smirks Sharon, “I just sit next to him and then I slowly put my hand down his pants and say: “My, aren’t you cold in there, could use some heating up… works every time!”
“You know what, maybe I’ll try that.” laughs Margie.
They meet up again a few days later and Margie is in a terrible mood.
“You almost got me divorced!” she says to Sharon.
“WHAT? HOW??” Sharon is astounded.
“Well, I did what you said, and I stuck my hand down his pants, but it wasn’t cold it was already hot!”
“So?” asks Sharon, confused.
“Well then I asked my husband why the inside of his pants is hot and not cold like Sharon’s husband.”
