An Old Man Going To Lose His Drivers License.
An old man thinks, he is going to lose his drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer…
The conversation went like this when the old man got pulled over in his car:
Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!”
Old Man: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.”
Officer: “Ok, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?”
Old Man: “A car.”
Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”
Old Man: “I have no idea!”
Officer: “So, you’re drunk.”
Old Man: “But I didn’t drink anything.”
Officer: “Okay, one more test — Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?
Old Man: “A motorcycle.”
Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”
Old Man: “I have no idea!”
Officer: “As I suspected, you’re drunk!”
Then the old man started to get annoyed and asked a counter-question.
Old Man: “So…, counter-question — You’re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?”
Officer: “A pros!tute of course.”
Old Man: “Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?”
Things went downhill from there and now the old man has a court date to attend.
