“Just a fun and lighthearted joke for laughs!”
An old man walks into Victoria’s Secret and tells the salesperson behind the counter that he needs a present for his wife.
“You see,” the man explains, “it’s our fiftieth wedding anniversary, and I want to get something pretty to surprise the little lady, if you know what I mean.”
When he gets home, his wife greets him with a suspicious look and asks, “Where have you been?”
“Surprise!” says the old man, handing her a tiny teddy.
The wife snatches it from his hand and takes it to the bathroom to try it on.
She struggles to make it fit, but it’s two sizes too small. She spends a long time in the bathroom, hoping her husband will lose interest and fall asleep since it’s getting late.
Finally, she comes out of the bathroom with all the lights off. She is completely undressed, pretending to model the teddy in front of him.
Her husband, still sitting up and squinting in the dark, finally says, “For as much as I spent on it, they could at least have ironed out the wrinkles.
