Three women were sitting around

Three women were sitting around

Three women were sitting around and bragging about
their children.
The first one says, “You know, my son, he graduated first in his class
from Oxford. He’s now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in
Chicago.”
The second woman says, “You know my son, he graduated first in his
class from Cambridge. He’s now a lawyer, making half a million
dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles.”
The last woman says, “You know my son, he never did too well in
school. He never went to any university but he now makes one
million pounds a year in London working as a sports repairman.”
The other two women ask, “What is a sports repairman?”
The woman then replies, “He fixes things… you know, hockey
games, football games, snooker games…”

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One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came
upon a large raging, violent river.
They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do
so.
The first man prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the
strength to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong
legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours,
after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, “Please God,
give me the strength and the tools to cross this river.” Poof! God
gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about
an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he
also prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength and
the tools…and the intelligence… to cross this river.” And poof! God
turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a
couple hundred yards, and walked across the bridge.
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