His Parents Tried to Hide the Truth with Code Words—Until Little Johnny Witnessed an “Emergency” in the Bedroom
One afternoon, Little Johnny accidentally walked into the bathroom while his mother was soaking in a bubble bath. Looking down, he noticed something unfamiliar and asked, “Mommy, what is that big, fuzzy patch right below your belly button?”
Embarrassed, his mother quickly replied, “Oh, that? That’s just a bush, dear.”
The very next day, Johnny walked in on his father while he was taking a morning shower. He stared for a moment and asked, “Daddy, what is that big, long thing hanging down between your legs?”
His father cleared his throat nervously and said, “Uh, well son… that’s a snake.”
A few days later, Johnny caught his mother in the bathtub once again. Pointing higher up this time, he asked, “What are those two baggy things hanging right above your belly button?”
She blushed and answered, “Those are my headlights, Johnny.”
A couple of weeks went by, and late one night, the little boy had a bad dream. He marched down the hallway and threw open his parents’ bedroom door without knocking—catching them right in the middle of some passionate lovemaking.
Wide-eyed with panic, Johnny pointed at the bed and screamed at the top of his lungs:
“Mom! Quick, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!”
