A man and Scarlett Johansson end up as the sole survivors of a shipwreck on a deserted island. Before long, they bond, fall in love, and begin a passionate affair.
The man is living every guy’s ultimate fantasy, but after a few weeks, he suddenly grows distant and depressed.
Noticing his mood, Scarlett asks, “What’s wrong, honey? I’ll do absolutely anything to make you happy.”
The man hesitates, then asks cautiously, “Anything? Could you tie your hair back so it looks short?”
She smiles and complies. “Like this?”
“Yes! Now, could you take some charcoal and draw a mustache on your upper lip?”
Confused, she obliges. “Sure. Like this?”
“Perfect. Now, can I call you John, and can you talk to me in a deep, manly voice?”
Scarlett rolls her eyes but plays along, deepening her voice. “Alright, John it is. What’s up, man?”
The man’s face instantly lights up with pure, unadulterated excitement. He grabs her by the shoulders and yells:
“John, you are NOT gonna believe this… I’m sleeping with Scarlett Johansson!!!”
