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One Sentence Changed the Whole Story

One Sentence Changed the Whole Story

A police officer in a small town pulled over a man who was speeding down Main Street.

As soon as the car stopped, the driver rolled down his window and said anxiously,

**”But, Officer, I can explain…”**

The officer cut him off immediately.

**”Save it. You’re coming with me.”**

“But if you’ll just let me—”

**”I said be quiet!”** the officer snapped. **”You can explain later. Right now, you’re going to cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”**

The man sighed, realizing there was no point arguing. He was taken to the local jail without another word.

A few hours later, the officer stopped by the cell to check on him.

Trying to sound reassuring, he said,

**”You’re actually pretty lucky. The chief is at his daughter’s wedding today. He’ll probably be in a great mood when he gets back, so things should go easier for you.”**

The prisoner looked up calmly, gave a small smile, and replied,

**”I wouldn’t count on that…”**

The officer frowned.

**”Why not?”**

The man answered,

**”Because I’m the groom.”**