A mother was taking a leisurely stroll down the street with her young daughter when they suddenly stumbled upon two dogs vigorously mating on the sidewalk.
Blushing furiously and desperate to avoid having “the talk” right then and there, the mother did some very fast thinking.
“Well, sweetie,” she stammered, “you see, the dog on the top hurt its paw, so the nice dog on the bottom is just carrying him home.”
The little girl watched the dogs intently for a moment, shook her head in sheer disappointment, and sighed,
“Isn’t that just typical? You try to give someone a helping hand, and they screw you.”
