I was chatting with a woman at a bar.
“Can I buy you a drink?” I asked.
She smiled and said, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
I replied, “Not anymore. We broke up about a month ago.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” she said. “Okay… I’ll have a glass of white wine.”
A few drinks later, we really hit it off and ended up back at her place.
As I was getting dressed to leave, she smiled and asked,
“You’re handsome, funny, and a great guy… so why did your girlfriend leave you?”
I shrugged and said,
“Because my wife found out.”
