At exactly midnight, a drunk man called the owner of a liquor store.
Drunk: “Hey, what time do you open?”
Owner: “9 AM.”
A few minutes later, the phone rang again.
Drunk: “So… what time do you open?”
Owner: “I already told you—9 AM!”
A few minutes passed.
The phone rang AGAIN.
Drunk: “Are you sure you’re opening at 9?”
The owner was getting annoyed.
“YES! 9 AM! Now please stop calling!”
The drunk calmly replied,
“Relax, buddy. I’m calling from inside your store.”
The owner froze.
He grabbed his keys, rushed to the store, and unlocked the door.
Suddenly, the drunk popped out from behind the counter.
He grinned and said,
“Since you’re here anyway…”
“Can I get ONE drink?”
The owner stared at him.
“You broke into my store just to order a drink?”
The drunk shrugged.
“No…”
“I just wanted to make sure you opened on time!”
