Two women were talking in Heaven.
Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?
I froze to death.
How horrible said the other woman!
It wasn’t so bad replied Sylvia.
After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement.
After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere!
Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.
