A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your d*m fish here!”
A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘d*m fish.'”
The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.”
The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the d*m fish.The wife responds surprised, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.”
He explains to her why they are d*m fish.
Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the d*m fish. He responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!”
Bonus Joke
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll.
One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with Doberman said to his friend, “Let’s go over to that bar and get something to drink.”
The guy with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”
The one with the Doberman said, “Just follow my lead.”
They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed.”
The man with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.”
The bouncer said, “A Doberman pinscher?”
The man said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.”
The bouncer said, “Come on in.”
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured what the heck, so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. He knew his would be more unbelievable.
Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” The man with the Chihuahua said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.”
The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua?”
The man with the Chihuahua said, “A Chihuahua? They gave me a fu*king Chihuahua?”
