
A couple is in a busy shopping mall.
The wife turn around and realize her husband is nowhere.
Annoyed, because they have to get back home soon so she calls him in his cellphone.
“ Where the hell are you? You know we have a lot to do at home and you are wandering off like a child.”
He replies kindly, “ Sweetheart, do you remember the jewelry store we went about 20 years ago when we got married? You fell inlove with that diamond necklace. I couldn’t afford it that time, and promised that i would buy it for you someday.”
She is speechless with anticipation,
A tear suddenly appear in her eyes and in a trembling voice,
“ yes, she said softly, “ i remember that store.”
“ Well, “ he said, “
“ I’m in the g*n shop next door to
the jewelry shop.”














