A husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table:
Husband gets up in a rage and says. “And you are no good in b*d either.” And storms out of the house.
After some time he realises he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says. “What took you so long to answer to the phone?”
She says. “I was in b*d.”
“In b*d this early, doing what?”
“Getting a second opinion!”
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell..
Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door. Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband : I’ll Jump into well If you don’t open the door.
Wife : Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and threw it into the well, wife opens the door and ran towards the well.
Husband enters the house and locked it from inside.
Wife : Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here.
Husband : Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them that from where are you coming this late and that too in night wear.
