A priest got so tired of hearing people confess their aff*irs that one Sunday he finally said:
“From now on, if I hear one more person confess ad*ltery, I’m quitting.”
The congregation loved him, so they came up with a code word.
Instead of saying “ad*ltery,” they would say they had “fallen.”
Everything worked perfectly… until the priest passed away.
A new priest arrived.
After just one week, he rushed into the mayor’s office, looking very concerned.
“Sir, we have a serious problem in this town. The roads are dangerous. People keep coming to me saying they’re falling everywhere!”
The mayor burst out laughing, realizing no one had told him about the code word.
The priest frowned, clearly annoyed:
“I don’t see what’s so funny.”
He leaned in slightly and added:
“Your wife has fallen three times this week.”
The mayor stopped laughing.
