A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins…
“Forgive me Father, for I have s*nn*d, I have been with a lo*se girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy?”
“Yes Father, it is,” the boy replied.
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you Father, I don’t want to ruin her reput*tion.”
“Well Tommy, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.”
“Was it Patricia Williams?”
“Sorry Father, I cannot say.”
“Was it Lisa Davis?”
“I’ll never tell,” replied the boy.
“Was it Cathy O’Dell?”
“My lips are sealed Father.”
“Was it Brenda Jones then?”
“Please Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration, “You’re very tight-lipped, and I admire that… ”
“But you’ve si*ned, and you have to make am*nds.”
“You can no longer be an altar boy, until 4 months have passed.”
“Now go, and behave yourself.”
“Yes Father,” the boy replied.
Tommy walks back to his pew and sits down.
His friend Johnny slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
Tommy grins…
“Four months vacation and four good leads!”
