A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that.
He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says,
The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding?
He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies: “He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”
(BONUS)
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”
