A young woman wants to buy a new bed.
In the bedroom department, the salesman recommends a beautiful new model to her.
She: “It’s too deep for me.”
Salesperson: “How deep? We don’t live in the Middle Ages anymore, where people used a ladder to get into bed.”
She: “I show them that it’s too deep, undresses, lies down in bed and asks the salesman to do the same.”
Salesperson (thinking to himself): “There are no other customers around, no one can see me, why not.”
As they both get down to business, she shouts: “Help, my husband is coming!”
The salesman instinctively jumps up and quickly tries to crawl under the bed…which he fails to do.
She: “I already told them the bed was too low.”
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The teacher asks the students: “What is a turbot?”
Little Fritz replies: “A very flat fish.”
Teacher: “And why is it so flat?”
Little Fritz: “Because he h@d s*x with a whale.”
Outraged, the teacher takes Fritzchen to the principal and tells him the whole story.
Then the director asks: “Why are you doing such stupid things?”
Little Fritz: “It’s not my fault if the teacher asks such stupid questions; she should have asked why the frog has such big eyes.”
Director: “Why does he have such big eyes?”
Little Fritz: “Well, he saw the whole thing!”
