An Old Man Joker boarded a buswith a Beautiful Girl sitting close to him.
A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.
Joker: What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to k*ll this beautiful girl here?.
Young Man: Sorry sir!. (He puts off the light).
After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched out her hands in the air and an offensive odour came out from her armpit.
Immediately Joker said to young man; Light the cigar!.
Young Man: Sir?.
Joker: Are you deaf? I say light the cigar!!!
Young Man: Okay sir. (He lights the cigarette).
Joker: Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!!
Young Man: Okay sir!.
Joker: It is better to d*e this way than to d*e that way
Bonus Joke
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now.
Little Johnny: Yes, sir!
Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right.
Boss: So what were you arguing about with that customer?
Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!
Boss: That dumm man. What did you say to him?
Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.
