One late summer day, Jack was overwhelmed with nostalgia and decided to take a trip down to the old orchard. It had been years since he had ventured so far south on his property.
Jack picked up an old pail hoping to find a few apples ripe enough to eat in these last few weeks before fall.
As Jack approached the orchard his mind filled with memories of childish mischief and the sound of laughter in his youth. He was so immersed in memory that he didn’t even notice the sound of actual laughter coming from the water.
By the time Jack noticed the noise, he was within sight of the pond and saw three beautiful naked women playing in the water. Barely a yard from where he stood, Jack noticed three bundles of women’s clothing.
The three women noticed his presence and swam deeper into the lake until the water came all the way to their chins. “We’re not coming out until you leave!” shouted one of the women.
Without blinking, Jack announced “It’s alright, I’m not here to spy on you lovely ladies, nor am I here to evict you from my pond,”
Jack then held up the bucket and added, “I’m just here to feed the alligator.”
Jack’s walk might have slowed with age, but his mind was as fast as ever.
