A lawyer had just opened his brand-new office.
Business was slow…
Very slow.
In fact, he hadn’t had a single client all morning.
Just then, the office door opened.
A man stepped inside.
Not wanting to look desperate, the lawyer immediately grabbed his desk phone and started putting on a performance.
“Absolutely not!”
“My client will never settle for less than FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!”
He paused dramatically.
“Tell the judge we’ll see him in court tomorrow!”
After another few seconds of fake negotiating, he slammed the receiver down with confidence.
Straightening his tie, he smiled at the visitor.
“Sorry about that.”
“As you can see… I’m extremely busy.”
“Now, what can I do for you?”
The man looked at him for a moment…
Then held up his toolbox and smiled.
“Nothing legal, sir.”
“I’m just here to connect your phone line…”
“…because it isn’t working yet.” 😂🤣
