Little Johnny went with his father to a horse auction one Saturday afternoon.
The place was crowded with farmers, trainers, and buyers walking around inspecting the horses before the bidding started.
Johnny followed closely behind his dad, fascinated by everything he saw.
At each horse, his father carefully examined the animal, running his hands along the legs, checking the chest, the back, and the r*mp.
Johnny watched this several times before finally asking,
“Dad, why do you keep touching the horses like that?”
His father smiled and explained,
“Well, son, when you’re buying a horse, you have to make sure it’s healthy, strong, and in good shape before you spend your money.”
Johnny nodded thoughtfully and stayed quiet for a moment.
Then his eyes suddenly widened with concern.
“Dad…”
“Yes, son?”
“I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
