Male logic
What do you give a man who already has everything?
A woman who shows him how to use it.
– Why do men like pretty women?
Opposites attract.
– Why should you never leave men’s brains alone?
They are small, they could get lost.
– Why did Moses wander through the desert for 40 years?
Because he didn’t want to ask for directions.
What do men and computers have in common?
Nobody understands why they behave so strangely, and they always have too little memory.
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Little Johnny went to the mall and rushed to a toy shop to pick up a toy plane. He gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and then started to leave.
The shopkeeper told him,
“Excuse me, little boy, this isn’t real money.”
Little Johnny continued walking out of the shop without any reply.
The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Little Johnny kept walking.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, and Johnny said “What?”
The shopkeeper said,
“I’m sorry, young man, but this is not real money.”
Little Johnny looked at the plane in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said,
” And this isn’t a real plane.”
