Every morning, the husband cheerfully said the same thing to his wife:
“Today is a fine day!”
The next morning: “Today is a fine day!”
The day after that: “Today is a fine day!”
Same words. Same cheerful smile. Every single day.
After a week of hearing it, his wife finally snapped.
“Enough! Why do you keep saying that every morning? ‘Today is a fine day!’ What is wrong with you?”
The husband calmly smiled and said,
“Remember our argument last week?”
She frowned. “Yes…”
“You told me, ‘I’ll leave you one fine day!’”
He smiled even wider.
“So I’m just reminding you…”
He paused dramatically.
“Just in case TODAY is that fine day!”
The wife stared at him.
He quietly added,
“I’m just trying to stay prepared.”
