It’s a little blue, but it gave me a laugh!
A woman is pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.
She goes to the doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.
So 15 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!” So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.
The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”
On the third day the son comes out and says “MOM, MOM!”
She asks, “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?”
The boy replies, “No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!”
She wasn’t expecting to hear that!
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