She Thought She Knew What the Officer Wanted…
A police officer stops a blonde woman who was simply driving a little too fast.
Police officer: “Excuse me, may I see your driver’s license?”
Blonde: “Driving license? What’s that again?”
Police officer: “This pink paper with your picture on it.”
Blonde: “Oh, yes, here you go…”
Police officer: “Okay, fine. May I please see your vehicle registration document?”
Blonde: “Huh?”
Police officer: “This document states that this is your car!”
Blonde thinks to herself: “Hm, maybe this one?”
“Well,” the policeman thought to himself, “I could have some fun with this chicken.”
Suddenly, he opens his fly and pulls out his p*nis.
The blonde woman exclaimed in annoyance: “Oh, please not another breathalyzer test!”
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Bachelor party!
The future husband is asked to stick on a beard during the evening, which his friends have brought him.
The evening unfolds and is very enjoyable. The “victim” is also very grateful to his friends that the usual silly jokes, which are otherwise commonplace at such events, are absent. No making a fool of himself, no kiss-selling game, etc. Just wearing a beard, nothing else!
To finish off the day, they all go to the sauna together. The groom-to-be is relieved to have made it through. However, he is quite surprised when he sees his friends: they are all r@dic@lly sh@ved in their pubic @rea.
When he asked what that was all about, he received the reply: “What do you think you’re wearing on your face all the time!”
