The Baptism Was Going Perfectly… Until Dad Opened His Mouth
Before baptizing the baby, the priest pulled the young father aside and said in a solemn voice,
“Son, baptism is a sacred commitment. Are you truly prepared for it?”
The father nodded confidently.
“Absolutely, Father. My wife has prepared plenty of appetizers, and we’ve hired a caterer with enough cookies and cakes for everyone.”
The priest smiled politely and shook his head.
“That’s not what I mean. I mean… are you prepared **spiritually**?”
The young father grinned.
“Of course! I’ve got a keg of beer, two bottles of wine, and a whole case of whiskey.”
The priest just closed his eyes for a moment.
