The Boy Wasn’t Falling for It
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window.
“I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver.
“No way! Get lost!” replied the boy.
“How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?” the driver asked.
“I said no way,” replied the boy.
“What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?” asked the driver.
“No, I’m not getting in the car,” answered the boy.
“Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars,” the driver offered.
“No!” replied the boy. “What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver.
The boy replied: “Listen, Dad: You bought the Volvo-you live with it!”
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The Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
‘The tender one’
‘The amazing one’
She got angry and called the first number to find out that it was his mother.
Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as
‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’
