Dad: “Son, if you tell me the truth, I promise I won’t get angry. Did you break the TV?”
Son: “No, Dad. It was a ghost!”
Dad: “A ghost?! Don’t lie to me! Ghosts don’t exist!”
Son: “Oh, this one definitely does!”
Dad: “Really?”
Son: “Yep. In fact, he looked exactly like you!”
Dad: “What?”
Son: “He was wearing a pink dress and high heels while you were at work yesterday.”
Dad: “…”
Son: “He was dancing around the living room when he tripped and fell straight into the TV!”
Dad suddenly started sweating.
“Uh… okay. Maybe the TV was broken by a ghost.”
He quickly pulled out ten dollars and handed it to his son.
“Here. Just don’t mention anything about that… ghost… to your mother, okay?”
The son smiled.
“Sure, Dad.”
Then he added,
“By the way, Mom already knows.”
Dad nearly fainted.
