The Mouse Had One Brilliant Idea…
A mouse and an elephant are taking a walk in the forest. Suddenly, the mouse falls into a deep pit.
“No problem,” says the elephant, “I’ll just lower my long tail, you hold onto it, and then I’ll pull you back up.”
No sooner said than done. A few hundred meters further on, there’s another pit. This time the elephant falls in. The mouse wants to get its revenge and lowers its tail.
The elephant reaches for it but can’t because its tail is too short. The mouse is so excited that it slips and also falls into the pit. Now they’re both stuck in the deep hole. The mouse then takes out her mobile phone and calls for help. Minutes later, they are both rescued. And what do we learn from this?
-If you have a mobile phone, you don’t need a long p*nis.
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Every day, Mr. Becker gets very close to his colleague who is standing at the coffee machine.
He takes a deep breath and says: “Mrs. Müller, your hair smells wonderful!”
After four days, Ms. Müller goes to the works council and complains about s*xu@l har@ssment in the workplace.
The works council asks: “Isn’t it a nice compliment to tell them their hair smells good?”
Mrs. Müller: “In principle, yes, but Mr. Becker is a Lilliputian!”
