The Nun’s “Silent Problem” Wasn’t What The Doctor Expected 😂
A nun goes to see a doctor for a very embarrassing medical issue:
“Doctor, I have a very strange problem. I keep farting constantly. However, the bizarre part is that they are completely odorless and make absolutely no sound. In fact, while sitting here talking to you, I’ve done it at least ten times, but as you can see, nobody noticed.”
The doctor nods thoughtfully without saying a word. He stands up, walks to the medicine cabinet, takes out a bottle of pills, and hands it to her. “Take these pills. Three times a day for a full week, then come back and see me.”
A week later, the nun storms back into the office, furious. “Doctor, what kind of awful medicine did you give me?! My gas problem is exactly the same, but now it smells absolutely horrific! It’s unbearable!”
The doctor smiles calmly and replies, “Excellent! Now that the nasal spray has cleared up your sinus infection, we can finally start working on your hearing!”
