One evening, I decided to ask my wife a few “perfectly logical” questions.
I looked at her and asked,
“If you didn’t have hands… would you still wear gloves?”
She laughed.
“Of course not.”
A moment later, I asked,
“Okay… if you didn’t have feet, would you wear socks?”
She rolled her eyes.
“Obviously not.”
Feeling rather proud of my brilliant line of reasoning, I smiled and asked one final question.
“Then… why are you wearing a bra?”
Let’s just say…
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. 😂
