Last night, a guy was at a bar enjoying a few drinks with his buddy.
Meanwhile, a burglar decided it was the perfect time to break into his house.
The next day, his friend asked,
“So, did the thief steal anything?”
The guy nodded.
“Oh, yeah. He left with a busted jaw, six missing teeth, and a couple of broken ribs.”
His friend stared at him.
“Whoa! What happened?”
The guy sighed.
“My wife thought it was me sneaking home drunk again.”
His friend paused.
“So… technically, the burglar got robbed.”
The guy nodded.
“Exactly. He came looking for valuables and found my wife instead.”
