What Do I Look Like?

One day a husband comes home from work.
His wife greets him and says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, my car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”
He says: “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”
Like Another few days go by, and it’s raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof.
She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”
He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?”
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened. “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she says.
“Great! What did he charge?” he says.
“Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him.”
“Cheeky! Well, what kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband.
“What do I look like,” she says, “Betty Crocker?”