When God was finishing creation, He realized He had two gifts left to give.
So He called Adam and Eve and said,
“I’ve got two special abilities left. One of you can take the first, the other gets the second.”
He held up the first one.
“This allows you to p*e standing up.”
Adam’s eyes lit up instantly.
“Oh, that’s awesome! I want that! Please, give it to me!”
Eve smiled and shrugged.
“Go ahead.”
So God gave it to Adam.
Immediately, Adam ran off celebrating—
writing his name in the sand, spraying trees, laughing like he’d just discovered the greatest invention ever.
God and Eve stood there watching him for a while.
Adam kept going… and going… and going.
Finally, God sighed, shook His head, and turned to Eve.
“Well… I guess the second gift is yours.”
Eve asked softly,
“And what does this one do?”
God smiled slightly and said:
“It gives you c*ntrol over him.”
“…Because someone clearly needs it.” 😏
