WHO IS THIS GUY?!
After a long night of m@king l0ve, the man notices a photo of another guy on the woman’s nightstand.
He starts to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he asks nervously.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling closer.
“Your boyfriend, then?”
“No, not at all,” she says, n*bbling on his ear.
“Is it your father or your brother?” he asks, hoping for reassurance.
“No, no, no! You’re so hot when you’re jealous!” she giggles.
Frustrated, he finally demands,
“Then who the hell is he?!”
She leans in and whispers:
“That’s me… before the surgery.”
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Fix one thing, and somehow you’re in trouble for something else. Love’s a funny adventure! ❤️
For 20 years, my wife nagged me about one thing:
“Just put the cap back on the toothpaste!”
So for our anniversary, I made a vow — no more cap drama.
For a whole week, I was on it. Cap on. Every. Single. Time.
I was waiting for praise, a smile, maybe even a trophy. Nothing.
Then last night, she squints at me and says:
“Why haven’t you been brushing your teeth lately?”
Marriage… it’s not for the weak.
