John was convinced his wife, Mary, was losing her hearing.
One evening, while she was cooking, he called from the living room,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No answer.
He moved closer and asked again.
Still nothing.
He walked to the kitchen doorway and tried a third time.
Silence.
Finally, he stood right behind her and shouted,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?!”
Mary turned around, put her hands on her hips, and said,
“For the FOURTH time, John… IT’S CHICKEN!”
