Martha went to the cemetery every day in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Harry.
When she was done, she always walked backwards as she left the grave.
One day, her friend Leila asked, “Martha, why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?”
Martha replied, “When Harry was alive, he always told me, ‘You’ve got such a great ass, it could bring a dead man back to life!’ … I’m not taking any chances!”
