John goes to visit his 93 year old grandpa in hospital, and is pleased to see him looking spry and happy.
“How are you doing, grandpa?” he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”
“Terrific, wonderful menus. We had chicken casserole today, almost as good as Mary’s.”
“And the nursing?”
“Just couldn’t be better. These lovely young nurses really take care of you.”
“What about sleeping? So you sleep OK?”
“No problem at all! Eight hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet… and that’s it, I go out like a light.”
John is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge.
“Hello, I was thinking you could clear something up for me,” he says, “I’m told you’re giving my 93 year old grandpa Viagra every night. Surely that can’t be true?”
“Oh yes,” replies the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed…”
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