Two socialites are conversing on the porch of a large white-pillared mansion.
The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.”
The the second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me that Ferrari you see parked in the drive.”
Again, the second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
The first woman boasted, “Then when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.”
Yet again, the second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?”
The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
The second woman replied, “My husband sent me to charm school.”
“Charm school!” the first woman cried. “For heaven’s sake, child, what on Earth for?”
“Well, it comes in very handy. For example, instead of saying, ‘Who gives a damn,’ I learned to say, ‘Well, isn’t that nice?’
